The big night kicked off with Eminem and Rhianna in a sensational yet off key (cough cough Rhianna) performance. Then out came Chelsea handler who’s show i actually like however her awkward entrance made for a strange start to this crazy show , I felt like i was on Tramadol. The award for best female video came and of course in all her glory lady gaga won her 3rd but not her last award of the eve, She nabbed 2 moon men before the show began She was so fashionable she couldn’t even move . Next came a performance from Justin bieber whom you could tell didn’t sing one note of his prepubescent songs, i do have to give him props though he can dance his ass off! I felt like i was watching so you think you can dance . Directly following the biebes was his mentor his master his lover…… ussssher, i was so happy he sang his song and his dancing along with that great song omg was easily the best performance of the night! It was the prescription the doctor ordered. Lady gaga then won 30 more awards along with a performance from Taylor swift which was just a little on the boring side however her beautiful voice made up for the fact that she was acting like she was playing guitar, It kind of felt cheap. I now take back my earlier comment about usher being the best performance, Florence and the machine out shined everyone, her voice was a mixture between fergie and Jesus! This just in…. lady gaga’s vagina won an award for best shave job and drake preformed and got his ass handed to him by Mary j blidge who stole the show away from his ass. Eminem won 2 awards including best male along with Jared leto and crew winning one. B.O.B and Bruno mars and Hailey williams came together to sing airplanes a great song and an even better performance. The Biebes then came in to lip sync winning an award for best new artist, followed by an incredible performance by Lincoln park, i must say that band keeps getting better and better . Drum roll please!!!!!! and the award for music video of the year!!!!! lady gaga bad romance!!!!! and last and most certainly least kanye west and his sobering fake ass bullshit which seemed like an apology for being a douche bag to swift at last years award show, that was by far the worst performance at an awards show i have ever seen…….thanks for ruining the whole show for me Kanye!!!
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