WHAT?!?!?!?!

Then how will it be convincing at all? I mean, we all know that the miners that were trapped looked like Antonio Banderas and Martin Sheen, so of course their wives looked like J-Lo.

 

Surely everyone knows that Chilean miners keep their wives in long, expensive extensions, designer clothes, long flashy manicures, 4-inch Jimmy Choo heels, and extremely expensive make-up and plastic surgery. Luckily J-Lo is such a talented actress, she was going to dress down enough to accomodate that look.

 

Who could they possibly get now to convey that “authentic miner’s wife” look? Only a select few drag queens could pull that off, yknow.